- Me: Mum, do you know what day is tomorrow?
- Mum: Yeah, 1st.
- Me: Of what month?
- Mum: September...
- Me: So... you know what that means?
- Mum: Yeah, that you start school in a week.
- Me: No! That tomorrow the new school year at Hogwarts starts...
- Me: *as I walk away* muggles...
promoting body positivity for larger girls:
doing so by throwing skinny girls under the bus, calling thinner girls “fake”, or insisting that being bigger is “what men really want” (implying that any female body type is only good if it has male approval):
Better get my shit packed for Hogwarts the train leaves tomorrow
Homosexuality is unnatural! It says so in this book where snakes talk, people come back from the dead, a guy walks on water, and a virgin has a baby.
HOW COME WHEN HARRY GETS BITTEN BY THE BASILISK IN CHAMBER OF SECRETS THAT DOESNT DESTROY THE HORCRUX IN HIM SOMEONE ANSWER THIS???
Can we get JKR on the phone ?
yes let me just pull out her number real quick hang on yes hello 911 can i speak to jkr pls
A ‘friend’ from facebook explained that in order for the Horcrux to be destroyed, Harry should have died. Fawkes saved him.
Mark Williams and Julie Walters behind the scenes of Bill&Fleur’s wedding
This should have just been put in the movie, as mr and mrs weasley probably dance just like this.
THIS IS GOLD
tipsy molly & arthur
arthur insisting “this is a move the muggles do”
I may not be a perfect person but at least I have never yelled at an employee in a store
THE ORDER OF THE PHOENIX // DUMBLEDORE'S ARMY
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